Hermione: That’s not cool. You think Ron likes me?......Sexually?
Harry: (pauses, looks to his side)
Ron Weasley: (moaning in his sleep) Mmmmm! Krum! Kruuuuuum!
Harry: Let’s just say that I don’t think he’s ready to be in a relationship right now.
Ron: (his alarm wakes him up) Who’s ready to Krum it up? I am! OMIGOD! I can’t wait to see Viktor Krum play in the Quidditch world cup. Can you guys believe it? VIKTOR Krum. Viktor fucking Krum. I hope they win! I hope HE wins. Omigod! I’m so jazzed!
(Ron skips out of the room)
Hermione: Because he’ll be too preoccupied with schoolwork?
Harry: I thought you were the smart one.
Hermione: (shrugs) Books, not streets.